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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Super Stardust HD

We've had a PS3 for a few years now, but have only really used it for watching Netflix. I played a couple of game demos, but really haven't allowed myself to get sucked into gaming.

Until this new "xxx gamer girls" camsite was launched. Which made me feel like I can justify playing games by webwhoring at the same time. It's a super cool concept, actually.

Anyway, since I'm totally out of touch I tried to find some good buttonmashing games I can play online against people. It seems like all the games these days are WAY TOO STORY ORIENTED, though. I don't want to watch a movie, I WANT TO PLAY A GAME! Also: not sure I'm into shooters.

So I just wound up buying Super Stardust HD. Even though we don't even have an HD tv. And I don't know if I can play online against anyone with it.

It was only $10, and exactly the kind of game I'm into.

Meaning, now I have a headache, stiff neck, etc.

Which is why I shouldn't play games in the first place.

Saturday, February 09, 2008

It's Degroovy!

It's delightful to see two young men channeling their latent homosexuality in such a joyful, "revolutionary" way:

I'm particularly fond of the cowboy/lasso move they do above their heads. And the leapfrog. The whole thing makes me feel like a very dirty old man.

Rent Dance Dance Revolution now on GAMEFLY

Monday, February 04, 2008

Justify My Love

I decided to order the SimCity 4 Deluxe Edition. I know, it's not exactly cutting edge but it's exactly the kind of non-peopled game I want to play.

Even though I shouldn't be wasting time or money on games, I justified it by using money I earned doing phone sex, and decided playing Simcity will go perfectly with being logged in to take phone sex calls. One will justify the other, since I actually don't have time to do either one (but enjoy both of them). It's impossible for me to take calls when I am blogging or working on web design projects; I just can't handle the interruptions. But it's so easy to pause SimCity that it seems like the perfect combination of activities.

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Rapid Fire

Today during my webcam show I was masturbating with my Hitachi Magic Wand (a really powerful vibrator) when a viewer told me,
I could do the same thing as that with my Tekken finger.
Funny stuff.

Rent Tekken now on GAMEFLY

Monday, January 07, 2008

The Sims 2

I rented Sims 2 hoping it would be as cool as good old Sim City from years and years ago, combined with one of those old C64 lost-on-an-island games.

the sims 2 ps2

Sims 2 isn't as good as either of those alone. As a sim I'm forced to do things I detest, like socialize, have noisy roommates, SHOWER, do housework, etc. Just when I thought things would be fun at work, it turns out you don't get to go PLAY working. It's all about your time off in your stupid duplex trying to socialize with your stupid roommates. Clearly I am a SimCity girl who prefers impersonal blocks of buildings to trying to earn points for making out with sims. I just want to be God, the great engineer in the sky, plopping down parks and libraries. LOVED that game. Of course, I never got totally addicted to it the way my dad did, but I can understand an addiction to SimCity, not these peopley sims.

I have to confess, though, to being a changed human because of playing Sims 2; I've developed a sense of urgency I'd lost in the past six years of home-based self-employment. Playing this game with its compressed timetable in which you have to squeeze in eating, pooping, showering, working, etc. reminded me of my priorities; I want to be earning POINTS, not sitting around doing boring shit like watching myself eat, wash dishes, and change clothes. Since I started playing this game, in real life I've literally been running around the house, hurrying through all of the mundane things, loving that I don't have to WATCH myself slowly going through their motions on the screen. I want to ADVANCE I want to MAKE something I want to DO things! Oh, my ASPIRATION meter!

Even though part of me hates this game, another part of me is bizarrely motivated by it and I'm reminded of my priorities in life (totally NOT trying new styles of makeup or cleaning the toilet). I'm still curious about where the game goes and if it gets better, and I still haven't built anything or done freeplay mode at all, so I'm reluctant to send it back before I see if it gets more fun.

I would actually love to find some kind of a software simulator that allows you to plug in real-life tasks you've completed (sleep, exercise, reading, showering, etc.) and have all of them weighed and calculated as contributing to needs and alerting you when you're out of whack or are about to run out of steam in one area, the same way the meter warns you in Sims 2 when you're about to starve to death or when there are flies buzzing around your toilet. It's hard to juggle all of these duties especially when you work for yourself -- if I could import some Sims 2 tools I think I'd be balancing it all better.

Anyhoo, here are some cool cheats and tips I found online:

GrrlGamer's Review
Gamewinners: cheats, codes, hints, etc.

I think I'm going to add the PC version of this game to my "fun & games" wishlist since some of what's lame about this game are the memory limitations playing it on a console.

Rent The Sims 2 now on GAMEFLY

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

I Miss "Simple" Games

I really miss the simple-looking games I used to play on our Commodore 64. Shit with really basic graphics or no graphics at all.

At our house we didn't have Atari or any of that, we had a C64. I played some very fun typing tutorials, Zork, Toy Bizarre, Blue Max, and a host of other things with names I can't remember. Those are the ones I want back the most, the ones with names I can't remember. Ahhh, like this: Lode Runner.

I haven't played any computer games since then, only consoles. I don't even have a pc joystick.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007


Even though I don't have time or money for games, in August I let myself sign up for Gamefly, a Netflix-like video game rental site. I got sucked in by a one-month free trial and the awareness that I hardly ever let myself unwind with my PS2 (which is still our only console).

I only have two games out at a time and thought it would be a good way to figure out which games I like enough to buy, and to try games I know I probably shouldn't spend money on to keep, but am curious about anyway. I've had so little time to play that I've had the same two games out for two months; still, it's cheaper than buying the games (or renting them locally and getting late fees or feeling like I *have* to play them right away for two days straight).

One of things I like about Gamefly is that it's a good/fast resources for getting walkthroughs and cheat codes. Since I'm not an avid gamer I don't have favorite resource sites bookmarked nor do I have time (or the brains) to figure everything out on my own so it's convenient to just get all of that stuff on Gamefly, including instructions to print out (which are always mangled or missing from the local video store or absent when you buy used games). Since Gamefly obviously makes money through subscriptions, they don't sell ads like most gamer resource sites do so there aren't buttloads of popups and tons of distracting banner ads. For a novice, it's really nice.

Monday, July 17, 2006

"The Joy of Sucking"

Wired News: The Joy of Sucking: "Failing at a game, the study argues, can be just as pleasant as succeeding."

What do you think? Do you enjoy games you suck at as much as games at which you display masterful skill? I certainly suck at enough games that it seems I enjoy the experience quite a bit . . .

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Nightmare Before Christmas Game on PS2?

Oh my goodness -- I cannot wait!! The Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge.

Monday, June 06, 2005

Teen Puppy's Punishment

Here's an interesting little post from a submissive woman regarding the role of gaming in her D/s relationship:
"Gaming will likely result in some punishment for me because Master has decided he doesn't like me swearing - so I get two cane strokes per swear word. This is very unfortunate for me because I trashtalk when I play (sometimes) and swear a lot during boss battles. Eeek."
Apparently "Master" also likes to make her suck his dick while he's playing with his Gameboy. Not something I would submit to, but I certainly wouldn't mind earning Dance Dance Revolution & Pad.

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Crush my Console!!!

An excerpt from Melissa Gira's blog sharing a phone sex customer's request:
"I was looking for A mistress that understands a kind of strange fetish its called a crush fetish, let me explain my particular fetish is of a beutiful sexy woman take my expensive video game equipment and crushing them under her high heels while laughing and degrading me as she steps on and crushes hundreds of dollers worth of video game equipment under her heels like it was just a nunince that was in her way while telling me that I no longer need them because you are going to turn me into your sissy. Now here is what I am looking for if you would be willing to do this with me, a truly cruel mistress that I could send my games to who would enjoy dominating me over the phone and and laugh at me and makes me listen as she crushes them under her high heels."