tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65992262024-02-20T18:20:10.117-08:00PS2 WhoreNotes from 30-something indie pornographer with a SMALL gaming hobby.<br>Not a bonafide gamer girl.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-76753977808251579112012-11-28T18:06:00.002-08:002012-12-01T13:56:39.043-08:00Super Stardust HD<br />
We've had a PS3 for a few years now, but have only really used it for watching Netflix. I played a couple of game demos, but really haven't allowed myself to get sucked into gaming.<br />
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Until this new "xxx gamer girls" camsite was launched. Which made me feel like I can justify playing games by webwhoring at the same time. It's a super cool concept, actually.<br />
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Anyway, since I'm totally out of touch I tried to find some good buttonmashing games I can play online against people. It seems like all the games these days are WAY TOO STORY ORIENTED, though. I don't want to watch a movie, I WANT TO PLAY A GAME! Also: not sure I'm into shooters.<br />
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So I just wound up buying Super Stardust HD. Even though we don't even have an HD tv. And I don't know if I can play online against anyone with it.<br />
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It was only $10, and exactly the kind of game I'm into.<br />
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Meaning, now I have a headache, stiff neck, etc.<br />
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Which is why I shouldn't play games in the first place.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-3067240175811849532008-02-09T19:09:00.000-08:002008-02-09T19:11:25.367-08:00It's Degroovy!It's delightful to see two young men channeling their latent homosexuality in such a joyful, "revolutionary" way:<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0gh6hzs_7Kc&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0gh6hzs_7Kc&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br /><br />I'm particularly fond of the cowboy/lasso move they do above their heads. And the leapfrog. The whole thing makes me feel like a very dirty old man.<br /><br /><center><b><font size="3">Rent Dance Dance Revolution now on <a href="http://friends.GameFly.com/r/f6092744dde6102a919d">GAMEFLY</a></font></b></center><br /><br><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-79867501808406319612008-02-04T18:06:00.000-08:002008-02-04T18:11:32.767-08:00Justify My LoveI decided to order the SimCity 4 Deluxe Edition. I know, it's not exactly cutting edge but it's exactly the kind of non-peopled game I want to play.<br /><br />Even though I shouldn't be wasting time or money on games, I justified it by using money I earned doing phone sex, and decided playing Simcity will go perfectly with being logged in to take phone sex calls. One will justify the other, since I actually don't have time to do either one (but enjoy both of them). It's impossible for me to take calls when I am blogging or working on web design projects; I just can't handle the interruptions. But it's so easy to pause SimCity that it seems like the perfect combination of activities.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-66977690517226984962008-02-02T21:46:00.000-08:002008-02-02T21:49:44.917-08:00Rapid FireToday during my webcam show I was masturbating with my Hitachi Magic Wand (a really powerful vibrator) when a viewer told me, <blockquote><i>I could do the same thing as that with my Tekken finger.</i></blockquote>Funny stuff.<br /><br /><center><b><font size="3">Rent Tekken now on <a href="http://friends.GameFly.com/r/f6092744dde6102a919d">GAMEFLY</a></font></b></center><br /><br><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-13543230803078683912008-01-07T17:23:00.000-08:002008-01-07T22:59:45.050-08:00The Sims 2I rented Sims 2 hoping it would be as cool as good old Sim City from years and years ago, combined with one of those old C64 lost-on-an-island games.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://friends.GameFly.com/r/f6092744dde6102a919d"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiN-I-MZGhTKLv9hB2QEcCvqkNZSwvJJ1kqnL398IECxUW8ZPE5cXOzkC1hyfHWbiQw1VOkDA7MgnyBl5PbHDtMHsrum3A2GvMdjldSaV4BAjjtW2v4Vav1Pnkagvhi-DcPeVNMEQ/s320/sims-2.jpg" border="0" alt="the sims 2 ps2"id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152912461504456226" /></a><br /><br />Sims 2 isn't as good as either of those alone. As a sim I'm forced to do things I detest, like socialize, have noisy roommates, SHOWER, do housework, etc. Just when I thought things would be fun at work, it turns out you don't get to go PLAY working. It's all about your time off in your stupid duplex trying to socialize with your stupid roommates. Clearly I am a SimCity girl who prefers impersonal blocks of buildings to trying to earn points for making out with sims. I just want to be God, the great engineer in the sky, plopping down parks and libraries. LOVED that game. Of course, I never got totally addicted to it the way my dad did, but I can understand an addiction to SimCity, not these peopley sims.<br /><br />I have to confess, though, to being a changed human because of playing Sims 2; I've developed a sense of urgency I'd lost in the past six years of home-based self-employment. Playing this game with its compressed timetable in which you have to squeeze in eating, pooping, showering, working, etc. reminded me of my priorities; I want to be earning POINTS, not sitting around doing boring shit like watching myself eat, wash dishes, and change clothes. Since I started playing this game, in real life I've literally been running around the house, hurrying through all of the mundane things, loving that I don't have to WATCH myself slowly going through their motions on the screen. I want to ADVANCE I want to MAKE something I want to DO things! Oh, my ASPIRATION meter!<br /><br />Even though part of me hates this game, another part of me is bizarrely motivated by it and I'm reminded of my priorities in life (totally NOT trying new styles of makeup or cleaning the toilet). I'm still curious about where the game goes and if it gets better, and I still haven't built anything or done freeplay mode at all, so I'm reluctant to send it back before I see if it gets more fun.<br /><br />I would actually love to find some kind of a software simulator that allows you to plug in real-life tasks you've completed (sleep, exercise, reading, showering, etc.) and have all of them weighed and calculated as contributing to needs and alerting you when you're out of whack or are about to run out of steam in one area, the same way the meter warns you in Sims 2 when you're about to starve to death or when there are flies buzzing around your toilet. It's hard to juggle all of these duties especially when you work for yourself -- if I could import some Sims 2 tools I think I'd be balancing it all better.<br /><br />Anyhoo, here are some cool cheats and tips I found online:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.grrlgamer.com/review.php?g=sims2ps2">GrrlGamer's Review</a><br /><a href="http://www.gamewinners.com/playstation2/Sims2.htm">Gamewinners: cheats, codes, hints, etc.</a><br /><br />I think I'm going to add the PC version of this game to <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/KZFHNFDO885V/ref=cm_wl_rlist_go">my "fun & games" wishlist</a> since some of what's lame about this game are the memory limitations playing it on a console.<br /><br /><center><b><font size="3">Rent The Sims 2 now on <a href="http://friends.GameFly.com/r/f6092744dde6102a919d">GAMEFLY</a></font></b></center><br /><br><br>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-36186596577535004502007-11-28T19:39:00.000-08:002007-11-28T19:48:07.659-08:00I Miss "Simple" GamesI really miss the simple-looking games I used to play on our Commodore 64. Shit with really basic graphics or no graphics at all.<br /><br />At our house we didn't have Atari or any of that, we had a C64. I played some very fun typing tutorials, <a href="http://www.classic-pc-games.com/c64/games/zork.html">Zork</a>, <a href="http://www.classic-pc-games.com/c64/games/toy_bizarre.html">Toy Bizarre</a>, Blue Max, and a host of other things with names I can't remember. Those are the ones I want back the most, the ones with names I can't remember. Ahhh, like this: <a href="http://www.classic-pc-games.com/c64/games/lode_runner.html">Lode Runner</a>.<br /><br />I haven't played any computer games since then, only consoles. I don't even have a pc joystick.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-24230222806703340002007-11-06T10:29:00.000-08:002007-11-06T10:41:36.238-08:00GameflyEven though I don't have time or money for games, in August I let myself sign up for <a href="http://friends.GameFly.com/r/f6092744dde6102a919d">Gamefly</a>, a Netflix-like video game rental site. I got sucked in by a one-month free trial and the awareness that I hardly ever let myself unwind with my PS2 (which is still our only console).<br /><br />I only have two games out at a time and thought it would be a good way to figure out which games I like enough to buy, and to try games I know I probably shouldn't spend money on to keep, but am curious about anyway. I've had so little time to play that I've had the same two games out for two months; still, it's cheaper than buying the games (or renting them locally and getting late fees or feeling like I *have* to play them right away for two days straight).<br /><br />One of things I like about <a href="http://friends.GameFly.com/r/f6092744dde6102a919d">Gamefly</a> is that it's a good/fast resources for getting walkthroughs and cheat codes. Since I'm not an avid gamer I don't have favorite resource sites bookmarked nor do I have time (or the brains) to figure everything out on my own so it's convenient to just get all of that stuff on Gamefly, including instructions to print out (which are always mangled or missing from the local video store or absent when you buy used games). Since Gamefly obviously makes money through subscriptions, they don't sell ads like most gamer resource sites do so there aren't buttloads of popups and tons of distracting banner ads. For a novice, it's really nice.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1153163600195918342006-07-17T12:13:00.000-07:002006-07-17T12:13:20.273-07:00"The Joy of Sucking"<a href="http://www.wired.com/news/columns/0,71386-0.html?tw=rss.index">Wired News: The Joy of Sucking</a>: "Failing at a game, the study argues, can be just as pleasant as succeeding."<br /><br />What do you think? Do you enjoy games you suck at as much as games at which you display masterful skill? I certainly suck at enough games that it seems I enjoy the experience quite a bit . . .Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1126989613925361092005-09-17T13:40:00.000-07:002005-09-17T13:40:13.966-07:00Nightmare Before Christmas Game on PS2?Oh my goodness -- I cannot wait!! The Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge.<a href="Nightmare Before Christmas Game on PS2?"></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1118080919503914832005-06-06T11:01:00.000-07:002005-06-06T11:01:59.540-07:00Teen Puppy's PunishmentHere's <a href="http://teenpuppy.blogspot.com/2005/06/nothing-new.html">an interesting little post </a>from a submissive woman regarding the role of gaming in her D/s relationship: <blockquote><i>"Gaming will likely result in some punishment for me because Master has decided he doesn't like me swearing - so I get two cane strokes per swear word. This is very unfortunate for me because I trashtalk when I play (sometimes) and swear a lot during boss battles. Eeek."</i></blockquote>Apparently "Master" also likes to make her suck his dick while he's playing with his Gameboy. Not something I would submit to, but I certainly wouldn't mind earning <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=ur2&camp=1789&tag=thewanderingw-20&creative=9325&path=tg/detail/-/B0002RQ37U/ref=pd_sbs_vg_2?v=glance%26s=videogames%26n=507846">Dance Dance Revolution & Pad</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=thewanderingw-20&l=ur2&o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;"/>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1116096382982737902005-05-14T11:46:00.000-07:002005-05-14T11:47:34.823-07:00Crush my Console!!!An excerpt from <a href="http://www.sacredwhore.org/mobwhorelog/archives/000242.html">Melissa Gira's blog</a> sharing a phone sex customer's request:<blockquote><i>"I was looking for A mistress that understands a kind of strange fetish its called a crush fetish, let me explain my particular fetish is of a beutiful sexy woman take my expensive video game equipment and crushing them under her high heels while laughing and degrading me as she steps on and crushes hundreds of dollers worth of video game equipment under her heels like it was just a nunince that was in her way while telling me that I no longer need them because you are going to turn me into your sissy. Now here is what I am looking for if you would be willing to do this with me, a truly cruel mistress that I could send my games to who would enjoy dominating me over the phone and and laugh at me and makes me listen as she crushes them under her high heels."</i></blockquote>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1115513308147518352005-05-07T17:48:00.000-07:002005-05-07T17:52:05.723-07:00Quick Return of the KingMy wrist hurts from masturbating with my hitachi magic wand too much, and playing <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=ur2&camp=1789&tag=thewanderingw-20&creative=9325&path=tg/detail/-/B00009VE6D/qid=1115513240/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1?v=glance%26s=videogames%26n=507846">Return of the King</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=thewanderingw-20&l=ur2&o=1" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" />. I should just buy it since I've rented it before, but I like having a time limit (three days) so I don't get too carried away.<br /><br />Here's <a href="http://faqs.ign.com/articles/446/446172p1.html">The Return of the King Walkthrough (PS2)</a> to help me make the most of my time. Nice, that's the nicest walk-through I've ever seen. Not that I've seen a lot of them, but this is the best one with pictures and everything.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1110613609348326372005-03-11T23:44:00.000-08:002005-03-11T23:48:21.480-08:00Devil May CryWe bought <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00005NCCR/thewanderingw-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1">Devil May Cry</a> before Christmas, but I'm only now "allowing myself" to spend some quality time with the PS2 and this game. I have pretty high expectations for the game, considering it was good enough for a sequel, but at the same time I have a tendency to get impatient with a lot of starting & stopping in a game. Too much storyline bores me, so I won't be surprised if I get annoyed with this game. We'll see and I'll post back . . .Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1110000378171253292005-03-04T21:22:00.000-08:002005-03-04T21:26:18.173-08:00Time LimitsWe became so addicted that we put the playstation games away and restricted ourselves to two hours a week. During that time we haven't played at all . . . it would be hard to limit ourselves to two hours. Guess it's an all or nothing proposition.<br /><br />I've noticed that the longer I sit at the PS2, the less I seem to enjoy myself. I get tense and angry.<br /><br />Hmmm . . . I *do* have time for a two hour stint tonight, though . . .Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1105937472813106162005-01-16T20:51:00.000-08:002005-01-16T20:51:12.813-08:00SSX 3We have been wasting SO much time playing <a href="http://www.gamingworldx.com/gcn/SSX3.shtml">SSX</a>.
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<br />I play as Zoe, and <a href="http://trixieshouseboy.com">Tucker</a> plays as Nate. This is definitely my favorite of the games I've played; there's not a lot of pausing and stopping for drama, it's easy and fun to start snowboarding right away with absolutely no skill while still allowing for TONS of tricks to learn and master, it's barely violent (except for enthusiastic punches you throw at fellow boarders) so I don't wind up having nightmares about trying to kill people, and the graphics are *beautiful*. You can turn off the music and just listen to the sound of a board whooshing over snow and riding rails, and the wind howling.
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<br />Here's <a href="http://www.dylangreene.com/blog.asp?blogID=278">an interesting little gripe</a> with reader comments about the game. Interesting . . . we'll have to ge the first game so we can hear the famous voices of Lucy Liu and Billy Zane (mmm!).Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1098653173549550082004-10-24T14:26:00.000-07:002004-10-24T14:26:13.550-07:00Speaking of Gandalf . . . <a href="http://www.ultimatebattles.com/forum/index.cgi?read=5213">Gandolf (LotR) vs Dumbledore (Harry Potter)</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1098653086284952882004-10-24T14:23:00.000-07:002004-10-24T14:24:46.286-07:00Get out of my WAY!!I really hate it when the wandering fucking wizard gets in my way -- move your ass Gandalf, you stupid son of a bitch!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1097198444284891802004-10-07T18:18:00.000-07:002004-10-07T18:32:22.133-07:00Better WalkthroughNice -- I wonder how much I confused myself reading that gamecube walkthrough? No *wonder* I didn't understand the symbols they used to correspond with the buttons/controls. Ugh.
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<br />Oh well, the link was blocked anyway, so I'll help myself for future reference by checking out <a href="http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/game/32976.html">the walkthrough on this page</a> by Clallzidus (or maybe another one's better, who knows).Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1097197942879166592004-10-07T18:11:00.000-07:002004-10-07T18:12:22.880-07:00Balin's TombI know you're all *dying* to know if I met my goal: yes, last night I -finally- beat Balin's Tomb. AND Amon Hen. AND Fanghorn Forest. AND Plains of Rohan. The latter three thanks to <a href="http://db.gamefaqs.com/console/gamecube/file/lord_of_the_rings_ttt_i.txt">an online walk-through</a> I finally relented to reading. Birdman teased me for being a cheater, but trust me . . . I am still PLENTY challenged even with the tips. I have extremely poor recall so I just don't learn anything from one attempt to another. In fact, my game usually suffers the more times I try to play through a level.
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<br />Yeah, that's right. I suck at crossword puzzles and video games. But I had a blast last night. I actually have a blister forming on my left thumb. It's just so relaxing to immerse myself in something that takes all of my concentration . . . and is completely inconsequential. Vacation of the mind.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1097197515632607222004-09-04T18:04:00.000-07:002004-10-07T18:05:15.633-07:00Tonight's GoalMy only goal is to play my PS2 and finally beat the Balin's Tomb level on The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. I have been struggling to kill the cave troll after advancing to the area where I'm running and hiding behind the columns to avoid being whipped by his chain. FYI: I always play as Gimli. And in Return of the King, I prefer to play as Sam. I favor the short, stocky guys.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1084434021702720492004-06-13T01:28:00.000-07:002005-03-11T20:50:05.700-08:00Only Rejects Play Video Games?According to a thread I saw on an adult webmaster board, <i>"only geeks, dweebs, and other rejects play video games"</i>. The post goes on to posit, <i>"nothing wastes potential more than Video games. There's probably a high chance you're a star trek or Kid Rock fan if you play video games."</i><br /><br />I can't deny that I am a geek, a dweeb, and rejected by many. But that's part of my charm and appeal as an <a href="http://tastytrixie.com">indie webwhore</a>.<br /><br />As far as Star Trek, it was a show that my stepdad and stepbrothers watched when I was little and never really understood. I liked the girls in short futuristic go-go dresses. I liked Captain Kirk . . . and also found myself strangely attracted to Spock. As I got older I never really got into watching Next Generation or any of that . . . I felt I didn't have the foundation of understanding required to truly appreciate the show. I must say that I LOVED the documentary, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0792158776/thewanderingw-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1">Trekkies</a>. Watching that movie actually made me want to watch the shows for the social and political subtext.<br /><br />Am I a Kid Rock fan? No, I'm not a fanatic -- I have never bought any of his "music". But yeah, he appeals to me in a sweetly idealistic white trash sort of way. We saw a video on VH1 of him break dancing at a junior high assembly or something like that. How endearing!<br /><br />Has any of my potential been wasted because of video games? Maybe some, but many other diversions have wasted more of my potential. Masturbating, for example, has wasted more of my time . . . but eventually helped me actualize my potential as a webwhore. ;)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1097197392245417502004-05-13T18:02:00.000-07:002005-03-11T20:46:28.676-08:00I Bought a GameWhen I got home the new monitor was waiting and it felt like Christmas!! Good movies from Netflix, a new game for the PS2, the new usb 2.0 cards for two of our machines, and other crap I'd brought home with me . . . wow, I don't know if I could give all that up for the life of a vagabond webwhore.<br /><br />Tucker ate while I played <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00006GSNZ/thewanderingw-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1">Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers</a> (yeah, rather than splurging on the newer Return of the King, I made my first PS2 game purchase a tiny bit retro).<br /><br />And then, Tucker and I started making out on the couch. After a lot of dry humping we wound up fucking to the $9.99 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000C0FKA/thewanderingw-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1">Joss Stone</a> cd I spotted on an endcap at Best Fucking Buy.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1084432454607992062004-05-13T01:06:00.000-07:002005-03-11T21:09:55.826-08:00Crimson Red & Island BlueThe <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00006F2EP/thewanderingw-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1">two-pack of memory cards</a> came a few days ago. I figured I'd lay claim to one card and <a href="http://trixieshouseboy.com">Tucker</a> could save his games on the other. I asked Tucker which color he wanted and of course he didn't care, so I chose the red one leaving him the blue (which IS the color he jokingly said he preferred).<br /><br />Picking the right color of memory card was a lot like selecting a game piece in Monopoly or any other game in which players have a token to move around a board. Have you noticed that there are two kinds of people? There are the kinds of people who are very particular and passionate about their token or the color of their game piece, while other people just shrug their shoulders when you ask, "what color do you want to be?" I tend to gravitate towards the richest colors with the deepest hues, so the actual color varies from game to game.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1083602249298030682004-05-03T09:37:00.000-07:002005-03-11T20:43:07.996-08:00<b><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00006F2EP/thewanderingw-20?creative=327641&camp=14573&link_code=as1">Amazon.com: Computer & Video Games: 2 Pack PS2 Memory Cards: Red & Blue</a></b>:<br />Hahaha! I just got this on eBay for $20.50 (plus shipping but I'd have paid that at amazon too).<br /><br />I considered buying ONE memory card for $29.99 at our local video store since I wouldn't have to pay shipping on it BUT I'd have had to pay tax. It would have wound up being a sort of donation to local business though and it IS nice to have those things for sale in our small town. Hmmm. . . should I feel guilty?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6599226.post-1097197313116094722004-04-29T18:01:00.000-07:002004-10-07T18:01:53.116-07:00Tomb Raider: Angel of DarknessWe decided to go rent a PS2 game and drink some Mimosas last night. Let me just say that Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness is fucking boring. I do not want to collect candybars, I want to kick ass, mkay?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0